Filippo DiStefano's
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What? A Yoga class? Are you crazy Filippo? Yes, I am crazy…for pussy. And I know what it takes to get some. I’m not the best looking guy in the world. I know this, and I always have, but it still hasn’t kept me from getting laid with some of the finest girls out there.
One of my best kept secrets is Leveraging a Situational Advantage. The typical idiot that wants poon badly either prowls the night clubs, bars or similar scenes. The problem here is that you not only have very little room to show what you’re about, but that standing out among a thousand other good looking guys is very, very difficult. You can try and try again, wasting money and time and getting laid once in a blue moon with a girl that won’t remember your name the day after and that would be an easy catch for anyone else. Or you can be smart and create a situation that plays girls to your advantage. A situation that will allow to to pull some Select Quality Poonage.
How? Again: take a yoga class. Walk into one of these babies and you’ll see a room full of often fine, fit, liberal young girls, in touch with their bodies and with the ability to become a human pretzle worthy of numerous cumshots.
It will be you and maybe two other guys (quite possibly gay), and a plethora of poonage to choose from. Don’t worry about needing experience or looking out of place. The girls will quickly warm up to you as they’ll appreciate and admire your supposed desire to get spirtually in touch with your body.
You and I know that’s all bullshit, but the dick-to-poon ratio is incredible and it will place you in a situation where girls may even be forced to compete for you.
It’s a win-win situation, and in the worst case scenario you get
fit and become comforable among many women, gaining invaluable experience.
In the likely scenario, you’ll be pulling numbers after the first
two weeks and soon after getting your meat bent by a poontortionist. Just
make sure you check out the class-time prior…some early morning, “senior-citizen” shifts
are teeming with pussy so old you could use the lips as a blanket.
